8.25.2010

Dog?

I've been putting off this post for awhile. I think it's actually pretty funny. But I also think I have the funniest husband in the world, which makes this post even more funny. I've debated several times whether or not I should blog about this because I don't want people to think, Oh, she tried to be funny, but it wasn't. That's too bad. So maybe for those of you who know Jason and me and also know our humor, you'll like this one. But be warned, it's kind of a long post...

A little background: I go back and forth between wanting a dog and not wanting a dog. Wanting something little to cuddle with, not wanting the responsibility. Wanting something to take on a walk, not wanting the expenses of a dog...and on and on. A few weeks ago--maybe even last month--I was in my dog phase (which I'm still in and out of). Jason usually isn't quick to get on board with my dog phase. On this particular day, I found an opening and I went for it. I pulled out my most persuasive skills...that's when this conversation between Jason and me happened:


me: aww isn't she cute??

puuuuuppppyyyyyyy?????????

Jason:
looks like it is missing some toes

me:
what??
where?

Jason:
front
our left

me:
there's a toe there

Jason:
yeah....3

me:
ok then this one:


Jason:
looks mangy

me:
are you serious???

Jason:
yeah....looks like it has been in a few fights

me:
no he doesn't!

Jason: no

me:
aww you're so mean

Jason: jayjay:


me:
haha aww
where is this little guy?

Jason:
i think this site is for a rescue in abilene

me:
aww do you want him?

Jason:
bonnie:


me: OOOHHHH I WANT HIM
or her

Jason:
Yorkie, Chihuahua, Maltese

me:
aww we should go this weekend....

me: you didn't say nooooo!!!!
ok we can go
and we can take jayjay and bonnie girl

Jason:
i just can't figure out if it's going to be an ugly dog or not

me:


Jason:


me:
haha no


Jason: do they shed

me:
i don't know
i don't think yorkies do
but i'm not sure about chihuahuas

Jason:
it's also maltese

me:
i don't think they do
The Chorkie has a very low to no shed coat.
The Chorkie is a very intelligent dog who should take to positive-reinforcement training quickly.

me:

aww i want her
a lot....

Jason:
does it look kinda scruffy

me:
it's hard to tell. maybe she needed a bath at the time of the picture, maybe it'll smooth out over time
i'm not sure
this one doesn't look scruffy. it's an adult


Jason: that one is freaky looking

me:
haha why??
another adult and baby



haha this one weighs 2 lbs as an adult!

Jason:
weird

me:
another adult


haha awww


puh-puh-pwease adopt me, jason....


Jason: haha

me:
i pway catch wit you, jason....


Jason:
fatty

me:
aww
i dwess up for hawoween, jason...


i make you soup when you sick, jason....


Jason: he might cut his face on that lid

me: aww
i wead to you, jason...


wat you say, jason? i be good and wisten...


i get cumfy wit you, jason...


i bwing you fwowers because i wuv you, jason...


Jason: he is probably pooping on the bed right now

me:
adopt me, jason....you give me bath and i won't be mangy anymore....


me: dog still speaking: you didn't say no, jason.....i think you want me.....i be good...promise! i no have accidents on your bed!

Jason:
how much is it

me:
i don't know

Jason: who would be in charge of training it?

me:
hopefully we both would

Jason:
wrong

me:
why do you say that?

Jason:
i would help, not be in charge

me:
ok

Jason:
i don't know how to potty train them

me:
you'll learn, it's easy

Jason: well, find out more info about this one and let me know

me:
i'm emailing now

Jason:
well, i see someone jumped on that


So yes, I did email about little Bonnie. I went back and forth with a lady about her. Apparently, going through this particular organization was as intense as adopting a child (not really, but it's a pretty rigorous process for just adopting a pet!). The organization wants an application with all sorts of information about where you work, what your house looks like, the kind of backyard you have, your daily schedule, etc. After you submit an application, a person from the organization comes for a home visit to see what your house looks like and how you live. Before I submitted my application, I wanted more information about Bonnie. Is she hyper? Does she shed? Is she already potty trained? What is her health history? Things like that. Maybe I asked too many questions because after my second email, the lady never responded again.

2 comments:

jacquelyn said...

cracking up.


i hope you get a puppy!!!!!!!!

Kylee said...

ahahaha! This was just what I needed to read on a Monday morning after vacation to get me laughing. I love listening and reading the LeMasters banter!